“Luckily, there was a plant pathologist in center field”

Center field, for those of you unfamiliar with baseball argot, is somewhere in the centre of the field of dreams. And for Mat Kinase, the presence of a plant pathologist there was a perfect opportunity first to understand and then to explain an astonishing event:

We were only a few pitches into the first inning and everyone’s feet were completely orange. No one could figure out why the grass had been spray painted.

Can you figure it out? And why we are reporting it here?

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