Carnival of Idiots

A Berry Go Round

We’re hosting the next edition of Berry go Round, a blog carnival dedicated to plants and botany. In case you didn’t know, a blog carnival gathers together in one place, on a regular basis, good blog posts on a particular topic. It’s a way of pointing people to stuff they may not know about and of sharing the love. And we’ve had loads of submissions for the next Berry go Round.

Alas, most of them are idiotic submissions from idiots who are paid by even bigger idiots to waste our time and spoil the internet for everyone.

We have so far received 16 tip-top recommendations, from 15 Sci-Fi Predictions That Came True to 10 Things That Won’t Burn in a House Fire. You can imagine how thrilled we will be to share those with you next week.

The weird part about this spam torrent is that it probably involves real people. There’s a submission form to nominate posts for the carnival and it requires some pretty elaborate cutting and pasting that I suspect needs not a robot but a person. Even if it didn’t, there’s a person looking at each submission with a delete button at his fingertips. ((If he weren’t a bit desperate for something light to write this morning.)) And the people who are polluting our world with this crap are, I bet, being paid by their evil overlords to do so.

Wise up, cretins. Your crap ain’t gonna make it to our pages. Ever.

If, on the other hand, you genuinely want to share an interesting post on plants or botany — your own or someone else’s — use the form, or send direct to berrygoround at gmail dot com, and after intense scrutiny by our living, breathing crap detector, there’s a good chance it will make it to our pages.

Trying to speed things up

Apologies for our rather spare look. We’ve been having a lot of trouble with the site over the past few weeks, mostly being very slow to respond. I’ve tried everything, but I’m really rather out of my depth. In an effort to get to the bottom of the problem we’re going right back to basics and removing all the bells and whistles. If that helps, maybe we’ll add some of them back in, slowly. If there are any you particularly miss, shout.

Comments on Nibbles

Regular commenter Dirk Enneking suggests we rethink Nibbles:

Some sort of interaction with specific nibbles through a comment function could help your readers to turn your nibblings into a more interesting dia- or poly/multi-logue i.e. you’d get some reaction.

It’s an interesting idea. You can, of course, comment on any day’s worth of Nibbles, although I admit is isn’t obvious how. You have to go to the Nibbles Archive, by clicking on the link for All that condensed goodness in the sidebar on the right. Then you click on the Nibbles’ headline, and that brings up the complete entry with a comment form below. Cumbersome, I know, which is why we don’t get many comments on Nibbles and why Dirk’s idea is worth thinking about.

The thing is, Nibbles have been through many incarnations. To begin with, each Nibble was a separate post, which made them easy enough to comment on, but they got in the way of the main flow of longer posts. Then we moved them off into the sidebar, still as individual posts, but on a busy day older ones could easily disappear. Now we have a single post for Nibbles each day, but we still have it boxed off and separate. We could restore Nibbles to the main flow, and ensure that that post stays at the top of the content each day. Or we could rethink completely and go back to individual entries, one per Nibble.

I’m working on adding a Comment link directly to the boxed-off Nibbles, but in the meantime it would be interesting to know what you think. I’ve always thought that the place to comment on Nibbles it at the item they link to, but maybe that’s misguided. Lots of Nibbles end up on Twitter; maybe that’s the place for the conversation? Let us know, using the exceedingly simply Comment link below.

Unseemly as it is …

… to brag, we just have to.

Tim Bray, an internet seer, offered a definition of something he called a Power Web Site.

Power web site screenshot

So, having nothing better to do over lunch, I took a little peek. And guess what? The Agricultural Biodiversity Weblog is a Power Web Site.

Google screenshot
Bing screenshot

How gratifying.